I realize there are better things I could be doing than ranting about kid movies. I do realize that. But when you have something so mind-bogglingly stupid forced into your eyes commercial after commercial, sometimes you just have to rant. ... This is Treasure Buddies, the obvious Indiana Jones ripoff.
It's almost difficult to remember that this stupid series was actually a spin-off series of Air Bud, the needless movie about a dog that played basketball. But in the five Air Bud movies (even the one where Buddy learned to pay volleyball), they had the dignity to not have the dog talk. Not so with Air Buddies! In all six of their films so far, they all talk and have ridiculous personalities. The fat one is named Budderball, the rapping dog is named B-Dawg and the Buddhist puppy is named Buddha. I really, really wish I was kidding about this.
And then we get to Treasure Buddies. Unfortunately, I've seen a much longer version of the trailer on television, which includes many more terrible dog-based puns. It all looks incredibly stupid, but I'm mostly offended by their use of the Indiana Jones font. The only Disney production allowed to use that in my book is DuckTales because it's awesome. They also have one of the puppies wear a fedora and there's a monkey. Why is there a monkey? Moreover, kid movies don't need to be dumbed down ... even when you're dealing with made-for-DVD movies you can put some effort into telling a good story. And what's with the monkey? And what's with this whole series?
When most people think of The Wicker Man, one of two things come to mind.
Either you think of the bold 1973 horror film that took on themes of religion, anti-nativism, sexuality and morality ...
Utterly terrifying
Or you think of the 2006 remake, which features Nicholas Case screaming about bees. And punching a woman in a bear suit.
Click on the picture ... you thought I was kidding, didn't you?
Yes, the original was better, but that's kind of like saying The Birds was better than Birdemic. The Wicker Man's remake was a hot mess and practically everyone involved with the original distanced themselves from the remake. So, I was surprised when a friend pointed me the other day to The Wicker Tree. It's not a remake nor is it a sequel, but it is a reinterpretation written and directed by Robin Hardy, the man behind the original film. Actually, The Wicker Tree is a film adaptation of Cowboys for Christ, which Hardy wrote. Check out the trailer:
A little information on the story: in this re-imagining, an young evangelical American couple go to work as missionaries, spreading the word of God to an isolated town in Scotland. From what I can tell, the rest of the story is a variation on the original. Christopher Lee (who is in both 73's Wicker Man and now Wicker Tree) has publicly denied the two films being related, but the similar themes are hard to ignore. I've read a little more about the book's plot and because the mystery isn't so much of a mystery for anyone who knows the original, I question if the movie will have even close to the same impact as the original.
What I will say for the premise is that having two righteous Christian outsiders instead of one will be interesting, especially as things become stranger and they begin to question the reality around them. Will their relationship be able to stay strong in such an alienating place as their core beliefs are tested? ... No, I really doubt it. Their relationship is going to crumble like moldy bread. I'm also placing bets that the girl's fiance is seduced by a busty barmaid before movie's over.
Now, as for the trailer, the creepiness is definitely there. I also like the use of traditional American gospel hymns like the use of the folk music from the original film (although the folk music was based in Paganism while gospel comes from Christianity, so I'm not sure how well it works as a parallel) and I like the fact that Christopher Lee is in the movie. He tends to make things better and he's another tie to the original. The general feeling of the trailer is quiet terror ... if they can keep that in the movie, then this could be good.
The film received mixed reviews when it was shown at Montreal's Fantasia Festival last summer, but it's coming to the States in limited release this weekend. From what I've seen and read, it won't be as good as the original. However, it looks creepy, it's written and directed by Hardy and there are no bees in sight. Already I can guarantee it's better than the Nicholas Cage version. It has to be.
Let's count our blessings Wicker Tree not a reinterpretation of this movie
Images from: British Lion Films and Millennium Films
